I copied this, verbatim, from the blog of my younger cousin. She has quite the “potty mouth,” so I’ll apologize in advance for the f-bomb:
Life is like a lava lamp…
At first, you like your lava lamp because its pretty and lava-y.
So you watch it for a while.
But then one day, you forget to turn it on.
Or your bulb burns out.
Or its tipped over on its side.
If its tipped, you turn it upright.
If the bulb is out, you replace it.
And if you forget to turn it on, then when you do turn it back on, you will have a fucked up lava lamp, and so you get a new one….
Needless to say, I have commentary on this. 😀 However, I throw it out to the public first: what’s your opinion on it?